Chili Crisp.

Lately more often than usual, I'm being told or it is being implied that all I do is complain, which, on one hand is concerning because I'm like Mary Richards I want everyone to like me, but on the other hand fuck everybody I only complain when there's something to complain about. So, here's one:

Chili crisp. Seriously people. Do you not see our way of life circling the drain? Here’s what I want before I die: I want people to stop telling me that a thing which is just somebody putting a thing in a thing that people have been putting it in for 10,000 years is something brand new and worth a lot of money. Just stop.